Had my head up my nether regions, general spelunking again, I guess.
Sorry 'bout that, Chief!
And I'd found this great joke to commemorate the day, too:
So, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants.
The bartender looks at him and says…”You know you have a steering wheel in your pants?”
The pirate replies, “Yar! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”