This was my wife's Valentine's Day gift to me. Being as I went to kindergarten, I know how to share ...
Happy Valentine's Day to my readers!
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us,
Sooner or later.
But 'farts are all bad',
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - doesn't it?
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3 comments:
It does! But was it the sentiment, or the fart? ;)
Your sweet wife clearly loves you very much. Happy Valentines Day!
MAN-HUMOR ... to be sure! ... Cute, tho. BUT ... none of the pictures showed up????
Gigi, she does and vice versa.
Lois, I know -- they were hosted on AOL... Without thinking, I cut and pasted and nothing followed. Oh well.
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