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About Me
- Wil
- Well past (by at least a decade) the half century mark. One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel at the rim of the abyss and the view from here is disconcerting. I am a former student, pearl diver, cook, truck driver, firefighter, EMT, CEO, Town Fire Warden, mechanic, oiler, marine engineer and computer whiz bang. Mostly I sleep these days in an aluminum tube. And So It Goes... I waste my time reading blogs and kvetching about the weather, playing with our Schipperke sidekick, Ignatz McGraw and waiting hand by foot upon my wife, the Queen of our Hovel, She Who Must Be Obeyed (SWMBO).
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There are many types of magic, but all require a sharp mind and a cool head. There is no puzzle I can't solve, no problem I can't think my way out of. When you feel confused or uncertain, you can always rely on me to untangle the knots and put everything back in order for you.
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4 comments:
After you get the perm, will you dance like that?
Looks like Santa Claus finally lost his marbles......
If you leave the perm solution on your head you'd be dancing at warp speeds!
I am of the opinion that flying around in a magic sleigh delivering billions of home-made gifts to children, all in a single go, reindeer shit in the face, is primae facie evidence of marbles lost. Dancing naked or nearly so may be the first sign of progress along the road to sanity...
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