His right front marker and the tail lights on the left side of the car were out. Local gendarme (LG) sees no humor in the plate when he pulls the car over for the missing tail lights. Draws weapon, instead of simply flipping up the retainer. Asshole Arnie the Anarchist (AA) is a little slow rolling down the window, starts to give lip. LG places a Glock 9mm in AA's ear, and orders him out of car. AA trips on his tongue as he steps out with his right hand holding his black “man purse”. LG shoots first, asks questions later.
Well, that's how it would go down if I somehow had snookered the psychological profilers doing the job interviews at the PD. But, I'm not good police material – I really do not like people that much. And there is no way, even with the greatest sense of humor, to be a beat cop in this day and age without liking people. Because otherwise you'd have to kill them. Every last one of them...
Ok, ok, before the emails and nasty comments commence – it's just humor, folks. If you don't like it -fine. Just understand that not everyone views the world the way you do. Hell, there's even a few whackjobs wandering around in your town who view you as food.
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