I say ... and you think ... ?
Less filling:: pieces of eight
Glue:: that which holds a pirate band together, arrr.
Surprise me:: Argh! Be it my saber or me mighty sabre, Cap'n?
Fee:: simple, stupid git! Your money, or your life? What'll it be?
Microphone:: What be saving me vocal chords during the prenups, argh!
Choices:: Plank or the yardarm?
To the bone:: Slice him, dice him, fillet him...
Run!:: Never. United we stand, divided we fall. Unless you are asking to run before the wind, matey?
Appeal:: Denied! Now walk the plank, you useless pustule on the backside of humanity!
Play along, landlubber. Git your own list o' words, invent your answers and post a link in the comments over thar at the crazy chica's place, La Luna Niña's.
¹ International Talk Like A Pirate Day -- MONDAY September 19, 2005