Did you catch the Wonkette on the cover? Here's an example of one of her finds that tickle the living daylights out of me:
It's No Axis of Evil or Anything, But We're Still Pretty Proud
By wonkette on whitehouse
Mr. Sun lets you write your own George W. Bush stump speech:
Thank you for that warm welcome. It's great to be under the complete control of Dick Cheney! This election may well be the most important in history. Now more than ever, America needs John Ashcroft reading your email. My opponent is on both sides of every issue. You know what I stand for: a bill our grandchildren cannot possibly pay. If I am re-elected, in my first two weeks I pledge to have a chuckle about it with Prince Bandar. After September 11, I stood in the rubble with a bullhorn and shouted: We will have vengeance against the people who didn't do this! Now, three years later -- I ask for you to at least get me to the Supreme Court; I'll take it from there. I have been blessed in my life, and I want you to know that laws have a lot of big words that I don't understand. In conclusion, I would like to say I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.
Goes a little Ron Burgandy at the end there, but mostly we're pretty sure it's the same one he gave in Toledo.
Make your own George W. Bush stump speech! [Mr. Sun]
Go forth and make your own version. Just for grins and giggles.
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Love it! - Karen
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Ok, mister, I am gonna hold you to MY standards...You post some funny stuff too. I read yours! I about peed my pants with the "i am not wearing any underwear.wapner at 4" on the bush speech. I really hate Bush...lol....Anyways, this is TraumaMamma the 911 dispatcher and I got your comment..so, YOU dear better start posting too. I see we are much alike in our favorite things, so you must be a sick puppy like me....Have a great day up there in No mans land!! xoxo Donna
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