Humor

I don't know what got into me. Suddenly last week, this line came to me:

Bob Novak is a plaming asshole!

I sent it out to my wife, my brother and my old college roomie. He replied thusly:

You just don't recognize when you've been out done, so...

A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"

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