Sunday, December 18, 2005

Humor: The Human Condition

Stolen shamelessly from Christina, who seemed to be embarassed by her mother telling this story:

This Cajun man with a wife and five kids decided one day he had had enough. He threw his small bundle of belongings in his pirogue and began slowly poling down the narrow and shallow bayou. His wife walked along the bank imploring him to stay.

She asked: “What about the kids?”

He replied: “I’m leaving you.”

“How are we going to eat?”

“I’m leaving you.”

“Who is going to take care of us?”

“I’m leaving you.”

Pulling up her skirt, she asked: “Well, who is going to take care of this?”

After looking back at her, he began poling in reverse, shook his head, and sadly stated: “One of these day, I’m gonna leave you.”

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