Has Been Replaced By a Robot Dog
- No longer has any problem typing. In fact, he's posted naked pictures of your cat on the Web.
- "Fetch!" "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."
- After he's mangled in a terrible explosion, his one-armed torso still pursues the mailman.
- When you fake throwing a ball for him to fetch, you hear, "Projectile Analysis Module reports error Division By Zero -- Aborting!"
- He not only chases cars, he catches them, drags them back, and buries them in the front yard.
- Pages you when little Timmy falls down the old well.
- Frequently eats documents left lying around the house, presses tail into phone jack, and leaves you with expensive long-distance phone bills to China.
- Three words: "Yo quiero Pennzoil."
- Tell-tale oil stains when he drags his butt across the carpet.
- Run-in with the invisible fence makes for the greatest Fourth of July spectacle the town's ever seen.
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