Saturday, March 04, 2006

Operation: S.P.A.W.N. Successful

Congratulations, Simon and Amy.

Operation: S.P.A.W.N. (Small Person Approaches Wondrous Nascency) was wildly successful yesterday around 4:45 PM MT.

A baby boy came into the world in the usual way, like they usually do ... on Ralph Lauren towels astride a king size bed in Canada, after the Doctor sent Amy home to Simon to labor a while. Gives proof to the old saying that second babies come down the ways slicker than greased owl shit...

No word yet as to name, rank or serial number.

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