Sleeping Arrangements

Here's a new joke from this morning's mailbag:

Sleeping Arrangements

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly ... him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married.”

“Wow! That's a great idea!” he exclaimed!

“Good,” she replied... “Get your own fucking blanket.”

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.