1. Once upon a time _there was a naughty little girl_.
2. _Kicking,_ screaming and _carrying on, I bore my comatose wife into the Emergencies Department_.
3. _Screw_ white tea and ginger. (Give me bourbon and branch any day).
4. Way down _on my list of priorities..._.
5. Keys _Check_; locks _locked_
6. Have you seen _the California Raisins_? They're so _yummy_!
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to _fixing the garage door_, tomorrow my plans include _staying dry_ and Sunday, I want to _close up camp for the season_!