Monday, October 15, 2007

MEME: Monday Music Mambo - Stuff It!

RFDUCK been hitting too many taco stands lately, to wit: “Hola amigos! Ready for another Mambo? Today is Grouch Day. Try not to be too grouchy as you name your . . .

Top five grouchiest musicians.”

I haven't a clue. My head hurts – I don't want to think. I really don't follow musicians that closely. Bah Humbug...

Bob Dylan was very grouchy for awhile when he thought he was a born-again Christian (no small feat for a Jew – no wonder he was grouchy!)

Ted Nugent is a very grouchy guy if'n he hasn't had a cuppa coffee and a cousin to butt-fuck in the morning.

Leonard Cohen has been grouchy ever since his manager made off with his entire nestegg and left him without any income at all. Frankly, if it had been me, I'd be hunting the bastard down still.

Brian Wilson has been a grouch most of his adult life. Being addicted to cocaine does that.

Finally, Danny Bonaduce has been a grouch since he realized he has no talent and never did.

There's your list, Rfduck. Stuff it up your cloaca!

1 comment:

Russ/rfduck said...

Thanks for mamboing! Good choices, although I'm not sure Danny Bonaduce is a musician (Partridge Family doesn't count). He sure is grouchy, though. Wow.