Wednesday, October 03, 2007

MEME: Wednesday Mind Hump – Halloween Horrors

RFDuck must be out and about to have gotten this idea. Well, see for yourself:

Hello humpers! Today's theme is supposed to be income tax day, but that's boring! I can't think of anything good, and Halloween is coming up later this month, so

Name five good Halloween costume ideas.

  1. Pirate – always a good choice for those who like to ham it up and use fake accents. I'm personally fond of putting a parrot on my shoulder...

  2. Vampire Nurse – Phlebotomist – Now who'd guess the demure creature in the nurses whites was really a predatory seeker of blood?

  3. Nero – it takes toga parties to a new level. It helps to be able to play a violin and the votive candle attached to the end of your bow is very evocative...

  4. Isis & Osiris – a perfect outfit for the most handsome sun-tanned couple in your clique. Simple enough to fashion an asp and a lightening bolt out of gold-colored aluminum foil for Isis and that sun shield for Ra's forehead...

  5. Catholic Priest – simple enough to acquire a clerical collar, black shirt front and suit coat. If you are a fan of the perverse, you could always fashion a paper-maché phallus and insert a Cabbage Patch doll thereon...

2 comments:

Janet said...

OMG i laughed out loud at #5 ROFLMAO!

Russ/rfduck said...

Thanks for humping. To make #5 even scarier, dress up as Robin Williams dressing up as a priest.