Look For The Silver Lining

(sung to the tune of "Look For The Union Label" advert.)

Look for the silver lining...
it's the one that you need.
(I said) look for that silver lining,
it's efficacious, indeed:

Keeps out all the spooks and spies,
keeps the Feds from feeding dirty lies,
So, look for the silver lining
in your next foil anti-spy!
(helmet, that is!)

Something I've long suspected -- that genuine sterling silver lining IS needed in your basic aluminum foil anti-spy helmet! Now here's scientific (cough, cough) proof...

"Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason."

Via GruntDoc who cites Instapundit as his source. Read all about it here.