Sunday, April 09, 2006

The G-Shot

This recent article on the New York Post Online Edition: entertainment entitled "G-Whiz" gives me pause. Injecting collagen into a woman's "G spot" is, it seems to me, fraught with peril and an opportunity for some really sick abuse scenarios.

But putting the really scary stuff aside, dear women, answer me this. Would you really want to be sexually aroused for four months straight? Every time you cross your legs an opportunity to orgasm? It'd give a whole new perspective to visiting the gynecologist, that's for sure. I can see that the mechanical bulls at the cowboy clubs would be plumb worn out after some ladies of my acquaintance got done with them. Enough. I'm even beginning to bother me...

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