Otto announced, with a spring in her step and a lilt to her voice “The following questions were offered by one of our fellow participants who wishes to remain anonymous. After you've answered the first question, proceed to the set of questions below it, depending on if your answer was YES or NO. Thanks so much for playing!”
Do you like to shop? No, not particularly.
IF NO, answer the following:
1. Even though you don't like to shop, where do you find yourself shopping most often? Wal Mart
2. Do you try to send someone else to shop for you? if so, who and why that person? The only other around is SWMBO¹ and she hasn't the time, unless we are shopping for her needs.
3. do you think shopping online is as annoying as shopping in stores? Nope. I do it frequently for the kinds of things one can buy as cheaply or cheaper online.
4. Does anyone close to you encourage to go shopping with her (or him)? if so, do you feel tortured and go or just say no? Most often, for the sake of marital harmony, I go along. But if I can pull it off, I try to get her to shop with a girlfriend and leave me at home. But, she tends to get into trouble that way...
¹She Who Must Be Obeyed, i.e. My better half.
You can get your own copy of the questions to play along by visiting the Monday Madness web site. Don't forget to leave a link to your answers in the comments there. Enjoy!