RFDuck must be out and about to have gotten this idea. Well, see for yourself:
Hello humpers! Today's theme is supposed to be income tax day, but that's boring! I can't think of anything good, and Halloween is coming up later this month, so
Name five good Halloween costume ideas.
Pirate – always a good choice for those who like to ham it up and use fake accents. I'm personally fond of putting a parrot on my shoulder...
Vampire Nurse – Phlebotomist – Now who'd guess the demure creature in the nurses whites was really a predatory seeker of blood?
Nero – it takes toga parties to a new level. It helps to be able to play a violin and the votive candle attached to the end of your bow is very evocative...
Isis & Osiris – a perfect outfit for the most handsome sun-tanned couple in your clique. Simple enough to fashion an asp and a lightening bolt out of gold-colored aluminum foil for Isis and that sun shield for Ra's forehead...
Catholic Priest – simple enough to acquire a clerical collar, black shirt front and suit coat. If you are a fan of the perverse, you could always fashion a paper-maché phallus and insert a Cabbage Patch doll thereon...
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2 comments:
OMG i laughed out loud at #5 ROFLMAO!
Thanks for humping. To make #5 even scarier, dress up as Robin Williams dressing up as a priest.
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