No Pants Day? Why didn't you tell me?

How'd you let me miss this holiday?

After all, I didn't have much more to take off...

Of course, TODAY, May 8, 2007, is actually

KILT DAY.


Too bad I haven't got a kilt!

Or a Sporin to hide me family jewels and other valuables in!


It is also the birthday of my dear wife,
She Who Must Be Obeyed!

Hence the costume above.

It's me birthday suit...