For no apparent reason, other than aggravation (just kidding, dear), Robbie tagged me to participate in this Alphabet Meme. So be it. So I've done it:
A-Available or Single? Neither – I'm happily married and unavailable. Doesn't stop me from flirting, though.
B-Best Friend: Professor Doug (soon to be Herr Doktor Doug).
C-Cake or Pie: Apple pie, cherry pie or strawberry pie with whipped cream.
D-Drink of Choice: Plain Iced Tea in summer, black decaf coffee in winter.
E-Essential Item(s): Glasses, keys, wallet, inhaler, pocket knife, camera, and a book.
F- Favorite Color(s): Didn't I just answer that? Blue on blue, heart ache of heartaches.
G- Gummi Bears or Worms? Neither. I do like the gummi worms on a tombstone or a “dirt” cake.
H- Hometown: Orono, Maine.
I- Indulgence: Chocolate.
J- January or February: February – it's closer to summer.
K- Kids: Six step-children, seventeen grandchildren with another GC on the way.
L- Life is incomplete without: Music. With a melody. Rap, hip-hop and current urban ghetto noise need not apply.
M- Marriage Date: April 1, 1999.
N- Number of Siblings: Two brothers, both dead now.
O- Oranges or Apples? Oranges.
P- Phobias/Fears: Rats. Scorpions. Spider crawling on me (I can tolerate them doing their own thing, so long as I am not directly involved). Death by being burned alive.
Q- Favorite Quote: “Never pass up a chance to take a piss, kiss a woman, hold a baby or honor the dead.”
R- Reasons to smile: Puppies and kittens. Flowers. Smooth paddling/sailing. Success. Young women in springtime. My wife coming in at night from work.
S- Season: Autumn
T- Tag Three: Meanie, Minnie and Moe. If you'd like to do it and no one has tagged you, feel free to blame it on me.
U- Unknown Fact About Me: For such a large man troll, I have small feet.
V – Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animals? Omnivore.
W- Worst Habit(s): Well, I've given up smoking and drinking and chasing women. That just leaves being an opinionated curmudgeon ...
X – X-rays or Ultrasounds? Makes no never mind which I have. I've had both.
Y- Your Favorite Foods: I'm with Robbie ... a rare Prime Rib with horseradish sauce, and asparagus with a Tiramisu for dessert.
Z- Zodiac: I prefer the Open Sea ISO 9650, myself.
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