Rfduck, mememeister extraordinairre, greets all and sundry thusly, “Hello everyone! Welcome to another Mind Hump. Cheer up, because today is Cheer Up day!”
1. What makes you cheer up?
Well, it's hard to be down in the dumps when you're screaming along a woods road at 150 mph in a Tiburon...
2. Who makes you cheer up?
Robin Williams. Back before he gave up the cocaine. Too fucking funny...
3. What location makes you cheer up?
St. Moritz, the Seychelles, Tenerife, Sydney...
4. What food or beverage makes you cheer up?
Macaroni and cheese, Haggis, silver dollar chocolate chip pancakes and maple syrup, Hawaiian Kona coffee..
Two blokes are walking along the quayside.
One is clearly down in the dumps, bemoaning his lot in life and the unfairness of it all.
The other fellow, clearly of the 'glass is half full' persuasion, looks at his companion after listening to this litany of woe for a while and says “Cheer up, things could be worse.”
So the first fellow took his advice to heart and cheered up a bit.
Sure enough ... things got worse!