This one was voted "best joke in Australia":
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
3 comments:
Now that's funny.
Okay, I laughed out at that one.
HA HA HA, that was GREAT!
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